Single and ready to mingle

Top 10 reasons your single

10. You still live with your mother (We all know your momma don’t live with you lol)

9.   You have a small package or your well has run dry and you’re in denial about. Admit you have a problem and seek help i.e. Viagra, KY…

8. You have no dreams or goals that you’re in the process of accomplishing or have already done so. Nobody wants someone with no ambition unless they don’t have any themselves

7. Too many kids with too many different men or women. If the 5th baby daddy didn’t want you what makes you think a nice single man is going to want you whore ??? lol

6. You smashed the homies

5. No transportation <We wont get pass go because first dates are never at the crib  #1 rule if he starts off coming thru that’s all your going to ever get. Make him take you somewhere ladies

4. Standards are too high….your a 3 but your looking for a 10.

3. Your not employed…Now I can hold you down if we’ve been together and something happens, but I’m not going in knowing you don’t work  <and unless your business is making a profit that doesn’t count i.e. clothing line, modeling, photography, you better do something else to bring in some revenue in the mean time between time. Lol

2. You care nothing about your appearance…It burns me up when I hear women say I’m not trying to impress anybody…bish please its called maintenance and EVERYbody needs a lil!1

1.  You go to your single friends for advice…<You have to know they are single for a reason if they had it all figured out they would have a man or woman>

Nobody wants to end up alone 

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