Pop a bottle or something...

Man: Hey beautiful

Lady: Hello

Man: You are sooo gorgeous....do you have a man?

Lady:Thanks and no I don't or/ Yes I do  (they don't really care what the answer is)

Man: Well can I call you sometime?

Lady: No I'm not interested

Man: Why ?/ How do you even know you wont like me? / Don't be like that/ You think your all that/  I can buy you anything/ or the hood ninjas will even respond with "Fuck you bitch" 

Ladies how many times have you been in a scenario like the one above??? Toooo many times right? Men quit acting like you've never had a female before. We out number you sooo I'm pretty sure another one will come along ("girls are like buses miss one next 15 one is coming"unless its DDOT lol or a Sunday)! I think its fly when a man turns down sexual advances shows you have standards and your not pressed for pussy!Quit trying to get on any chick you see. Its cool to speak or compliment a women you find attractive, but after that keep it moving. You'd be surprise how that works she may even just offer you her number because you didn't do the typical thirsty male come on!!!

If I say I'm not interested its just that. No reading between the lines or trying to convince me PLEASE.  

Okay on to the social network dehydrated men (THIRSTY)! If you don't have the balls to approach me on the street please don't DM me on twitter or send me a message on FB!! If you poke me on FB it automatically makes me think your a creeper!! Who ask somebody out on a date thru DM?? I mean really if we are at that point you should have my digits already!!! Obviously if your contacting me on a social network you don't know me personally and I have no interest in getting to know you!! Now thirsty men here's a tip :

"Grow some balls and get a life" in that order!!!

I wanna dedicate this song to all the thirsty men in Detroit aka  the frontin capital 

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